Team: MADHATTERS

=Statement= Im afraid you do have to be Mad to party here, its a law apparently..... =Description= Welcome to MadHatters. Two very simple rules; 1) Never Fly Sober. 2) Its always drss down friday. 3) Maths dont belong in this team. 4) When isnt it bring your dog to work day. 5) Nobody expects the Spanish inquistion. 6) If it hurts, cider will cure it, if doesnt, drink cider anyway. 7) Bring your own restraints, Ive given away too many handcuffs already. 8) The gimp mask zip gets stuck after prolonged use. 9) If the shoe fits, apparently you're Cinderella. 10) I asked for fork handles ! 11) We dont want any drama queens, big babies or bullies, if this is you, join another team, we are onlly here to have fun. 11) When the cops come, its everybody for themselves. 12) The seat can be left up or down, its a unisex team here. 13) Never f**k with another mans rhubarb. 14) Always toast your shots. 15) No selfie sticks. 16) Its nearly Christmas. 17) If you use the sheep, please can you clean it after use. 18) 68's are allowed here. 19) Hatters Matter 20) Dont spill my pint. 21) One of the only ways to enter this team is to run full speed, head first into a magical wall. 23) Vagina jokes aint funny, period. 24) Its always your turn to sleep in the wet patch. 25) Eat, sleep, fly, repeat. 26) Full body and cavity searches are mandatory. 27) Dilligaf and focus please. 28) There are two number 11's. 29) Please, what ever you do dont get simple sayings wrong, come on people its not rocket surgery.           *********Attention please, karaoke Saturday has been stopped, Garys van has broke down and he cant get the speakers to the islands, sorry all************.            30) White boards, they are remarkable. 31) Its not stalking if you relly love them. 32) Please dont laugh at ABNG, I think its BANG out of order. 33) Thats no moon!! 34) Many people are shocked when they find out Im not a good electrician. 35) Velcro, what a rip off. 36) Who stole 22?? 37) Only team to make the Kessel run in under 12 Parsecs. 38) Giving some one a grandad is not outlawed here. 39) Official supplier of Bob Marley doughnuts, like regular ones, but with Jammin. 40) Are broken pencils pointless? 41) Visualise whirled peas. 42) Please, no jokes about German sausages, they are the wrst. 43) Remember you're a Womble 44) Related to the ever so sexy MadHattersOG team. 45) He isnt the Messiah, he is a very naughty boy. 46) 5 out of 6 people think Russian roulette is safe. 47) My New Years resolution is not to be so easily distrac... ooo look a squirrel. 48) Ive just found out you can donate sperm for money, I'm gutted, I'm just thinking of all that cash thats's slipped through my fingers. 49) Cheese? Its just milk attempting immortality #suziez73 50) 6 out of 7 dwarves aint happy. 51) SBP are for life, not just for Christmas 52) If you have never played darts blindfolded before, you really dont know what you're missing. 53) Watching Porn can lead into false realities, I once had to wait two weeks for a plumber to arrive at my house 54) Ive seen exit signs are on the way out =Castles=

=Alliance Members=
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 * Team: MADHATTERS
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